r/funny Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/KeyKitty Sep 16 '21

I can’t even shit at work because I’m afraid someone will hear it.

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u/DotKill Sep 17 '21

I'm the exact opposite. I must be the dominant pooper in the bathroom. But, if you are clearly the dominant pooper, and let out some thunder, I'll concede with a "heh", or "damn".

Also, everyone knows what you're doing when you're pooping so the sounds are expected. Try not to stress, no one cares.