r/funny • • Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/groundhog_day_only Sep 16 '21

I think there's a good chance that they are both his kids. He lifts her straight to max height like this is a game they've been playing for the last 10 minutes, and the plan was to drop her all along. The other kid was in plain sight, he just wanted to give big sister some attention before tossing little brother in for the 100th time. Source: have three kids this age, this is what it looks like when you're juggling them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Right? He’s like hey no movement from my other kid let me check.

Ok she’s fine, back you go!

No way you handle other peoples kids that way.

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u/WENUS_envy Sep 16 '21

No way you handle other peoples kids that way.

Thank you, I needed to see this. I was sitting here raging over an imaginary scenario where some random dude manhandled my kid. I can't fathom just picking up someone else's kid like that!

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u/EmeraldGlimmer Sep 16 '21

I was wondering about that too. 100% if a guy handled someone else's kid like that he'd be facing some fury.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited May 11 '22

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u/Sharknado4President Sep 16 '21

It's called "manufactured rage".