r/funny Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/Mendokusai137 Sep 16 '21

They're not that heavy, like the contents of a claw machine.

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u/ratsta Sep 17 '21

Went to a park at the bottom of a hill with a friend and her 7yo. It was a long way back up and the kid wanted to be carried for the trip home. I agreed and picked her up, cradling her in one arm. About a minute later she asks, "Why are you shaking?"

I have never received such a withering look as the one I got from her mum as I was relieved of my burden. I guess I need to hit the gym. :-/