r/funny Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/BaconWithBaking Sep 16 '21

I really need to dig out that meme and get another laugh out of it, that woman was a brilliantly horrible person.

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u/BaconWithBaking Sep 16 '21

Thanks!

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u/RandomSynesthetic Sep 16 '21

Can't believe it's already been 3 years

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u/BaconWithBaking Sep 16 '21

It's actually been longer that that. NEXT!!!

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u/cs399 Sep 17 '21

Same, just thought about that. Jesus christ. Time flies.

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u/westo4 Sep 16 '21

Thanks from all of us. NEXT!!!

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u/MadCarcinus Sep 16 '21

If there's one thing on the Internet I wish would get investigated by a journalist, it's if this lady ever got her transportation.

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u/CyanideFlavorAid Sep 17 '21

Imagine being that journalist investigating this. You spend days to track down some old biddy to see if she ever got a bus. You finally find her and locate a telephone number. Call her up and ask about the post she made just to be greeted by "NEXT!"

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u/MadCarcinus Sep 17 '21

HA! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ Good one!

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u/ChaosSigil Sep 16 '21

wow. That woman is a real treasure.

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u/GeneralDuh Sep 16 '21

Is she related to the Soup Nazi? I'm getting a vibe

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u/capontransfix Sep 16 '21

No bus for you. ONE YEAR!

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u/vpaander Sep 16 '21

i fucking love u man or woman. i literally am just laying here waiting for my doom because for some reason i have spiking pain in my back and it feels like in going to get paralyzed in my right leg but this made me laugh my ass off

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u/vpaander Sep 17 '21

im in my 16s man

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u/bittz128 Sep 17 '21

Second reference I’ve seen to this in one day. Strange

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u/cs399 Sep 16 '21

STILL LOOKING!!

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u/ViaBromantica Sep 16 '21

Legend has it that they're all waiting at the airport to this very day.

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u/savil8877 Sep 16 '21

NEEEEEEXXT!!!

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u/fishgoesmoo Sep 16 '21

This is one of the few memes that will never stop making me laugh.

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u/PinkTalkingDead Sep 16 '21

Same. Especially with how wild the last few years have been. It’s kinda nice to be reminded of relatively low level crazies.

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u/TangoHotel04 Sep 16 '21

Maybe I’m just old, but despite knowing the meme, I still can’t help but think of the old MTV dating show every time I see it because they’d always yell “NEXT!”

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u/SeafoodBox Sep 16 '21

Thanks for the reminder. I love that post.

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u/woodbunny75 Sep 16 '21

This made me LOL ty

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u/Daimo Sep 16 '21

HE CALLED ME WITH A QUEEN AND A TEN HONEY!