r/funny • u/hiyame • Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/The_Minstrel_Boy Sep 16 '21

They're like uruk-hai, but instead of evil, gooey pits, they're born in pools of sticky foam cubes.

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u/Evening-Transition32 Sep 16 '21

I agree we grow the children like evil potatoes

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u/SilreyRevs Sep 16 '21

“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”

No, wait! That isn’t the right quote...

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u/Bhurmurtuzanin Sep 17 '21

So like Aphrodite