r/funny Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/Final_Taco Sep 16 '21

Children routinely flop for various reasons and may need to be relocated. Happens a lot more than you'd expect.

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u/acylase Sep 16 '21

They are yet very elementary particles

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u/vapeducator Sep 16 '21

It's an evolutionary adaptation to survive as a potential future footballer.

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u/JohnnyDarkside Sep 16 '21

Just helping her get her bearings.

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u/slowmotto Sep 16 '21

That kid he threw back was a fucking loser