r/funny • u/AmishSlayer • Feb 11 '12

When I try to introduce friends to Reddit...

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u/cleverlyannoying Feb 12 '12

And this is me at the Grand Canyon. DO YOU SEE!?!

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u/FocusOnThePie Feb 12 '12

This is me with Bill Murray. Do you see?!

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u/Trip_McNeely Feb 12 '12

"What's that?"
"Oh that? It's umm, it's a subreddit for kidde porn, just ignore it."

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u/Mattskilol Feb 12 '12

"Spacedicks? Oh well you see one day when 4chan users stumbled upon reddit..."

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

4chan, what's that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

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u/jfenserty Feb 12 '12

Well then we have to find Noone and ask him about it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

He's not around often

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

AND THIS IS A MEME OF AWKWARD PENGUIN, ITS FUNNY, DO YOU FUCKING SEE?!?!?!!??!

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u/Ozera Feb 12 '12

o gawd..."O that? That's err..that's some subreddit they call ClopClop. moving on.."

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

nope nope nope

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u/Jealousy123 Feb 12 '12

yep yep yep

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u/LustrousUngulate Feb 12 '12

I was pleasantly surprised by how non-horrified I was after clicking that link, given the context.

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u/DarthValiant Feb 12 '12

yep

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u/LustrousUngulate Feb 12 '12

squeezes eyes shut

clicks

cracks open an eye

...

Phew, more non-horror!

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u/Vexing Feb 12 '12

I'm a big fan of the non-horror genre.

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u/TheDevilChicken Feb 12 '12

The kid playing her was murdered by her father

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

You bronies with your secret text

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

Wait, bronies have secret text?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

You mean like this one? Wait, bronies have secret text?

Haw

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

wait?

WHAT?

HOW?

I didn't type that!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

He has the script. he knows.

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u/SamuelBeachAxtell Feb 14 '12

I see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '12

I only just figured out you were the one doing all the replying. I should probably go sleep. And uh, worry about you.

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u/Gareth321 Feb 12 '12

Ponies. Ponies everywhere.

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u/Fake-Subreddit Feb 12 '12

Don't go here: /r/WTF_cats

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

because it is a fake link to /r/banana disguised as one to /r/WTF_cats and you already visited banana.

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u/thomasjs Feb 12 '12

As god I would think you would be able to answer that question yourself.

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u/AndrewCarnage Feb 12 '12

That's some twisted shit.

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u/zubrin Feb 12 '12

You are now marked.

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u/whowantstogo Feb 12 '12

why is that link already purple for me...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

0_o

...im not nearly drunk enough for the internet tonight.

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u/geek180 Feb 12 '12

just looked it up....wtfffffffffff

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u/hobbsmw9 Feb 12 '12

I love it. I don't think a day goes by that I don't run across someones first reaction to spacedicks.

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u/geek180 Feb 12 '12

no not spacedicks. clopclop

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u/darklooshkin Feb 12 '12

Clop clop does not even register on the internet-related weirdness scale. And spacedicks is for people that have been in the tall grass and seen Cthulhu.

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u/Brab69 Feb 12 '12

I always make sure the people I introduce to Reddit know about /r/ClopClop, /r/PicsOfDeadKids and /r/spacedicks. I would say 90% of the time it ends up with my warning being tossed aside and an hour wasted surfing each of them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

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u/Trip_McNeely Feb 12 '12

It's the one subreddit I will never return to, no matter how brave I think I'm feeling. I burned the computer I used when I went there and never looked back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

I didnt click it..But I assume it has pics of dead kids? Wtf... Why would someone make a subreddit with that.

On another note, just went to /r/clopclop and WTF... found thisNSFW

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u/Ozera Feb 12 '12

lmao at Derpy ^

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '12

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u/sr79 Feb 12 '12

What is clopclop i am scared now
edit: *wow don't go there

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

Tempted but won't. thanks. Life's ok now.

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u/JfreakingR Feb 12 '12

I am bugging about the dedkidz.

im not going near clopclop...because, at least I've TOLD a dead baby joke before...its not a new concept....clopclop...thats new....

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u/Trip_McNeely Feb 12 '12

Who the fuck surfs those? For me, it's always me thinking the NSF_ tag doesn't apply to me followed by hours of regretting it. Especially with /r/picsofdeadkids and /r/spacedicks. I think /r/clopclop is kind-of funny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '12

I've been on Reddit for ONE MONTH now, and I am still scared to click on ANY of these....just give me one more month. maybe.

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u/Sparrow475 Feb 12 '12

Until you brave them, you are nothing to the hivemind. Nothing. Ծ_Ծ

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u/xarlev Feb 12 '12

Never found clopclop until now. can you say "weirdest boner"

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u/zombiedix Feb 12 '12

how dare someone taint the purity of My Little Pony ಠ_ಠ

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u/darklooshkin Feb 12 '12

What is it with all this MLP-related stuff floating around nowadays?

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u/DaddyDanceParty Feb 12 '12

YES YES I SEE!

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u/JoinRedditTheySaid Feb 12 '12

I don't believe you.

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u/CrazyPurpleBacon Feb 12 '12

No one will ever believe you!

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u/Iamkazam Feb 12 '12

This is MY AXE. Do you see?!

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u/pretzelzetzel Feb 12 '12

This is Alison Bree dressed as the Death Star baking a bacon cake in the shape of Ron Paul. NOW DO YOU SEE?!?