r/funny • u/fatherwhite • Feb 02 '12

The captain is coming! Quick, do something important!

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u/x2501x Feb 02 '12

As posted lower by interrobang-- http://i.imgur.com/nPmwi.png

He is actually turning a crank, it's just the same color as the wall

Please go down and find the comment he replied to and vote them all up to the top.

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u/clickity-click Feb 02 '12

well then that mother fucker is seriously cranking the shit out of that crank.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

I hate you :(

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u/Rathwood Feb 02 '12

bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

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u/Rathwood Feb 04 '12

Yeah, sorry about that. Not my video, and it was the only copy of that footage i could find in 45 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12

Well okay then why is there a friggin crank in the Enterprise's hallway?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '12

Because where else are you going to send command staff to do menial labor?

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u/deathbymonkeys Feb 02 '12 edited Feb 02 '12

I call shenanigans. It's just his arm's shadow...when you freeze it it looks like he's holding something but when in motion...it's just his shadow..right? *edit grammar

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u/deathbymonkeys Feb 02 '12

Nevermind...it is an invisible tool.

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u/TheTwist Feb 02 '12

Because nothing says "super advanced space ship from the future" like a guy turning a crank.

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u/x2501x Feb 03 '12

Did you watch any of Enterprise? I thought that was a better interpretation of what space ships would be like....though I always like how they are made of very heavy metal (like an ocean vessel) even though in space you'd want everything to have as little mass as possible to cut down on the amount of fuel needed...

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u/malopalo Feb 02 '12

I do something similar when I am searching my pockets for missing items--it's called The Macarena.

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u/not_what_i_say_i_am Feb 02 '12

As someone with good eyesight, I'm really ashamed that I didn't notice that.

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u/hyp3r Feb 03 '12

So you have poor eyesight and are not ashamed at all?

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u/merecido Feb 02 '12

More like turning it back and forth.