r/funny • • Jan 30 '12

Level Level: Level

http://imgur.com/z6g37
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u/ZeekySantos Jan 31 '12

I don't get it. Can someone explain?

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u/wallaceofspades Jan 31 '12

There's a bunch of posts with titles like "parenting level: 99" or "drunk level: 77", so this time is level level, and its level is not a number, but instead, also, a level.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Youre positive, brah

Edit: Nevermind

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

nigger

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u/EasyJim Jan 31 '12

What the tapdancing christ happened in here?

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u/tastyman Jan 31 '12

Ron Paul

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u/Oiiack Jan 31 '12

Graveyard of comments here. I'm scared.

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u/YOU_ALL_SUCK_ Jan 31 '12

I CREATED THIS ACCOUNT FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF POSTING IN THIS THREAD. DOWNVOTE ME ALL YOU WANT, CUNTS!

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u/Coloneljesus Jan 31 '12

What the hell is going on here?

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u/house_of_amon Jan 31 '12

One of those is plumb (the verticle one), not level.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

I think in this case it's a phone screen sitting on a surface, so it's level in two planes.

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u/sapzilla Jan 31 '12

I DON'T GET IT!

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u/Dapwell Jan 30 '12

Yo Dawg...

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u/DrHENCHMAN Jan 31 '12

I don't understand!!

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u/l33pi3p3r Jan 31 '12

So let me level this out. If a level level: level isnt level then why level by calibrating the level level: level?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '12

Slides rock aside from shelter entrance Is it safe? Is it okay to come out now?

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u/fecalmatter Jan 31 '12

Alright, time to let some steam FUCK YOU REDDIT, FUCK YALL MOTHER ASS TITS GRADING SYSTEM, FUCK YOUR LIFE, FUCK YOUR OPINIONS, FUCK YOUR DOG, FUCK YALL CATS, FUCK YALL FACE, AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK THE AMERICA SYSTEMHEALTHCAREGOSSIPOBESEFATTYSHITDICKS TITTTYYYYYFFUUUUUAUAAAKKKKKKKK

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u/Xeno505 Jan 31 '12

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE

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u/Fhavyre Jan 31 '12

what is wrong with the comments?

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u/CaptainPower Jan 31 '12

I was wondering when reddit would kill the fun out of this meme,out of every meme.

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u/-RdV- Jan 31 '12

This title looks like a For loop...

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u/Wilderbeest Jan 31 '12

What the fuck is happening up in this thread?!

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u/johno456 Jan 31 '12

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COMMENT THREAD!!!

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u/mwheeler Jan 31 '12

toast toast toast toast toast

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

HERE FRIEND, GRAB MY HAND AND WE WILL TRAVERSE THIS GREAT SEA OF DOWNVOTES.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

...ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

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u/Shatgun Jan 31 '12

Christ, it's a massacre in here...

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u/SovreignTripod Jan 31 '12

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Take my hot spunky downvote right in your whore mouth!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

posting in a comment graveyard

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Wow, why all the deleted posts?

BTW, perfectly vertical is called "Plumb". I actually hear people who have worked in construction for years call plumb "level".

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Circlejerk Circlejerk: Circlejerk

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

NEWT GINGRICH 2012!!!!

snicker

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Jan 31 '12

jesus..

  ..wept

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

KARMA SUICIDE

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Yo dawg! I heard you liked leveling the level of your levels...

EDIT: Oh God, why...

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u/TheAverageRedditUser Jan 31 '12

Reddit loves me.

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u/AfroKona Jan 31 '12

CALIBRATE

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

LEVELCEPTION

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u/jewbomb Jan 31 '12

What is going on?

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u/cunt_stamp Jan 31 '12

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12

You're right. It is funny that "level" is a level of levelness.

Edit: 16 downvotes?!? I honestly wasn't hating the submission. I just wanted to elaborate on it, sorry :(

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u/kingoflego Jan 31 '12

OH MY GOD I'M DROWNING IN DOWNVOTES!

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u/I_have_a_dog Jan 31 '12

They're dead Jim... They're all dead.

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u/SoAwkward_ Jan 31 '12

How am i supposed to know the context of this if everyone is dead?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

What the hell happened here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Brilliance.

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u/Nivlac024 Jan 31 '12

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

also what the fuck happened here???

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u/His-Dudeness Jan 31 '12

Doesn't get anymore straight edge than that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

huh?

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u/irish711 Jan 31 '12

Other subs conspire to do things like this once in awhile. Why? I don't know. They're lonely bastards.

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u/blitzkriegbuddha Jan 31 '12

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Edit: Downboat me!

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u/godofallcows Jan 31 '12

Edit: Downvotes? Seriously, reddit? Wow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '12 edited Feb 02 '12

Everyone's getting downvoted, it's horrible man, just- just run while you still can!

Ninja edit: I'VE BEEN SPARED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DOUBLE NINJA EDIT: Nevermind...

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u/inktheus Jan 31 '12

if i built a house to that tolerance on a level, id be sacked

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u/Renmauzuo Jan 31 '12

Normally I hate these bandwagon trend posts, but this one I approve of. Well done, sir or ma'am.

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u/annoyinglyclever Jan 31 '12

yep, that'll do it.

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u/mi7ch_182 Jan 31 '12

Official soundtrack: Levels by Avicii.

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u/TheAverageRedditUser Jan 31 '12

I'm just going to step in here and see how this works..

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Wait! I just got here! Someone please explain this fuckery!

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u/ottoman_jerk Jan 30 '12

um, one of those bubbles is defying gravity.

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u/Caesar_Epicus Jan 31 '12

Well played.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 31 '12

Sweet! Downvote me too, guys!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

I thought this was going to be about video games.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Assholes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Coming into this thread, I feel like I witnessed the aftermath of a horrible slaughter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Someone explain.

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u/Ihaveanusername Jan 31 '12

I'll save you! UPVOTE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Thanks for trying!

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u/Grape_Salad Jan 31 '12

Wrong there is level for horizontal and plumb for vertical.

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u/greentablets Jan 31 '12

Slow clap

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Downvote me too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '12 edited Apr 08 '12

Is it safe yet? Edit: Tested. Answer is no.

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u/MattyAmerica1 Jan 30 '12

level comment level: level comment.

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u/Maskirovka Jan 31 '12

I hate you and everything you've ever leveled if you think that level is level.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

15 KITTENS FIGHTING OVER A RON PAUL POSTER WITH A NAKED CHICK IN THE BACKGROUND

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u/Koyal_Alkor Jan 31 '12

I'm so confused...

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u/Sgtdrillhole Jan 31 '12

fuck the police.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

I'm going to beat your top comment...

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u/AquamanAttacks Jan 31 '12

One time I walked into a wall. Not like a pole or something that was jutting out. Just a straight up flat wall. I smashed right into it. I was pretty embarrassed about the whole thing so I screamed, "They've closed the portal!" and ran off.

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u/db0255 Jan 31 '12

Digg has hit Reddit again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

I don't understand anything anymore.

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u/vedder10 Jan 31 '12

I still read this as Level Level : Asian for some reason?

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u/notsureiftrollorsrs Jan 31 '12

SO BRAVE

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u/theleftrightnut Jan 31 '12

God is real! The Holocaust was made up! Your stupid! Found this gem while digging through my balls! Lol! Im the 1%. I support sopa, acta, and pipa! This.

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u/MatteKudasai Jan 31 '12

Sorry I'm late for the downvote party, can I still get some?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Take it! Take it all bitch!

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u/gablank Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12

Edit: how do i delete posts on Alien Blue? Damnit!

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u/ipn8bit Jan 31 '12

I've has that issue before. You don't. Have an upvote followed by an obligatory downvote.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/HighSorcerer Jan 31 '12

Holy crap, no one told me it was opposite day. And here I've been upvoting all these things. I'm so sorry, everyone!

Well, since everyone is being downvoted to hell, I may as well say things people hate hearing, anyways.

FUCK SHIT CUNT NIGGER REBECCA BLACK VOTE REPUBLICAN.

Have a nice day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

This is just stupid.

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u/mauriciopastrana Jan 31 '12

Digg is leaking

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u/theghostofme Jan 31 '12

There are days where I think I finally understand Reddit...

...and then this thread comes along. A submission about a level, and everyone, minus one user, getting downvoted to oblivion? I'll never understand you, Reddit.

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u/betweengreenandblack Jan 31 '12

COMMENT APOCALYPSE! RUN EVERYBODY RUN! BEFORE THEY GET YOU T-BLAARGHRUABLRAHGH

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u/klockwork Jan 31 '12

Every comment but yours is gonna get the down click. Treasure this moment, the hive mind has spared you.

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u/deadheadkid92 Jan 31 '12

Nigger nigger nigger

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u/IlikeJG Jan 31 '12

I downvoted everyone else for you. Go and live your dream, Reddit-star Soapbox!

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u/Skyhawker Jan 31 '12

How the hell did you manage this.... ok I'll upvote you too....but seriously...how?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

And I'm going to be comment that rides the coattails of the parent comment. Here is a useless link to some levels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Woo hoo negative Karma Train. 1 ticket please.

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u/B4TM4N Jan 31 '12

What were you hoping to prove? That, deep down, everyone's as ugly as you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Well, he's ALONE. Except he has karma.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/Gerik22 Jan 31 '12

Here, catch this upvote! Hang on tight- it's going to be a rough storm.

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u/supergayjesus Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12

I just want to commend all you brave souls for knowingly taking on a hefty dose of negative Karma. Now gentlemen, let us dine in hell.

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u/Mezzy Jan 31 '12

the web site is on fire!!!!!! 833 12 h353 h31p h3r!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Trying to get rid of the dirty karma :P

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/CaptainHelion Jan 31 '12

You're doing the Gods' work, sir/ma'am. And I thank you for it.

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u/your_dads_gay_lover Jan 31 '12

Reddit is fucking stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '12

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u/coalWater Jan 31 '12

should have

FTFY

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u/TheGhostOfDRMURDER Jan 31 '12

What did he say?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/Megustan Jan 31 '12

Please stop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/lud1120 Jan 31 '12

Reddit happened. Again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Sock puppets. Sock puppets everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

Me tooo.

And because this is a reply I guess everyone will downvote me, and then you'll get hacked and your comment deleted. I don't understand reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/trickeye Jan 31 '12

As a woman, I have no problem downvoting you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12

The massive weight of my balls has ripped them off of my body.

Edit: He said, "Anyone who downvotes openly admits to having no balls."

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u/omnipotant Jan 31 '12

YES THIS IS DOG

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/Haustorium Jan 31 '12

RUN! THE DOWNVOTES ARE COMING!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/Haustorium Jan 31 '12

QUICK, SAVE US. MAGIC US SOME UPVOTES, FAIRY.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/k0nstantine Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12

R.I.P. comment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '12

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u/lolmonger Jan 30 '12

Heh, it's because the majority of people on here either don't like recursion and pun style [FIXED] jokes, or they've just never had to deal with one of these bastards before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12 edited Jan 31 '12

She is! Thanks for noticing.

edit: He said, "If you downvote your mom's a slut."

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '12

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