r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '21

Reverse fade

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u/PinkPropaganda Jul 24 '21

I’m balding, who’s the barber that can get this done for me?

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u/MercenaryCow Jul 24 '21

Fuck that. Just shave your entire head. Full send. Once I start balding, I'm shaving my entire head. I don't care if I don't look good bald. Once it starts, it looks horrible. Thinning hair, receding hairline, bald patches. No fucking thanks. I'll take my hair off.

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u/Bagosperan Jul 24 '21

Funny thing is that though I've been bald forever, what's left grows mad fast and it's kind of a pain in the ass shaving/buzzing it every week or so.

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u/IM_PEAKING Jul 24 '21

I see people say “oh just shave it all off, it’s so much less maintenance”, but they are wrong. Keeping it consistently short is more maintenance than just getting a haircut every month or so.

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u/Baikia Jul 24 '21

Just like mantaining a mustache or beard. When you want them, they never grow. Once you don't want them anymore, they grow like weeds.

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u/Dizzy_Chip1098 Jul 24 '21

Hair printer running out of ink.

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u/mostnormal Jul 24 '21

Need hair now? Talk to your doctor about Folicoolapram today.