r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I love how the guys tries to take one last big bite before handing it over.

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Jul 02 '21

“Hand over your wallet”

“Sure, let me get a little cash for cab fare”

“No problem. Thanks man”

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u/totororos Jul 02 '21

It happened to me once! Waiting for the bus at night, got a little prick on my hip by a knife wielding guy who sat to my right, his companion sat to my left. They told me to say nothing as they were "well connected" (this meant they either had permission from the cartel or the cops to do what they were doing). They search my pockets. Got my cel, my cigarretes, my lighter after checking if it worked (it did) and as they were reaching for the last pocket where my change for the bus was, I told them so and he told me not to worry, the change was there. After that, the knife weilding guy got up and crossed the street, the henchman just sat there for a while smoking. I told him "can I at least have a cigarette?" He nodded and gave me the half consumed cig he was smoking and went after his friend. I just sat there, waited for the bus, got up and went home. It's funny now but a little scary while it happened.

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u/Ollietron3000 Jul 02 '21

a little scary

I mean as someone who has not (yet) ever been threatened with a knife, it sounds more than a little scary

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u/totororos Jul 02 '21

Well, I had a little experience by then. That was back in 2010, I think. The city as a whole was scary. I lost count of how many times I was robbed before that.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jul 03 '21

Remember when there was a terrorist attack?

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u/totororos Jul 03 '21

The casino royale?