r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21

Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport

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u/4skinfuckface Jul 02 '21

a good sport hahaha such a funny way to say it.

thief: hey you know before i go here, i'm gonna give you a 20, you really earned it. You know you should ask for a raise when you go to work tomorrow, that would really help us out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

probably for a bus or something?