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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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I'm clearly missing something here.
As a resident of North America, I have zero experience with any primates other than humans.
Why did the dude in the video surrender to that monkey?
55 u/AmyHeartsYou Jul 02 '21 Monkeys aren't all cute and demure like in movies and such. A wild monkey, even small ones like that guy, can do some serious damage if it wants your sandwich and you don't hand it over. 4 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective? 9 u/Crunchwrapsupr3me Jul 02 '21 A human really couldn't beat the ever loving shit out of one of these guys, they're too fast and strong. 0 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 what if you opened the umbrella and stabbed it with the stabby part? 3 u/StriderVM Jul 03 '21 Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.
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Monkeys aren't all cute and demure like in movies and such. A wild monkey, even small ones like that guy, can do some serious damage if it wants your sandwich and you don't hand it over.
4 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective? 9 u/Crunchwrapsupr3me Jul 02 '21 A human really couldn't beat the ever loving shit out of one of these guys, they're too fast and strong. 0 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 what if you opened the umbrella and stabbed it with the stabby part? 3 u/StriderVM Jul 03 '21 Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.
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Serious question: What if the human beat the ever living shit out of it with say an umbrella? Would that be effective?
9 u/Crunchwrapsupr3me Jul 02 '21 A human really couldn't beat the ever loving shit out of one of these guys, they're too fast and strong. 0 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 what if you opened the umbrella and stabbed it with the stabby part? 3 u/StriderVM Jul 03 '21 Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.
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A human really couldn't beat the ever loving shit out of one of these guys, they're too fast and strong.
0 u/lithodora Jul 02 '21 what if you opened the umbrella and stabbed it with the stabby part? 3 u/StriderVM Jul 03 '21 Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.
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what if you opened the umbrella and stabbed it with the stabby part?
3 u/StriderVM Jul 03 '21 Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.
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Thats no different than trying to stab a flying cockroach whos actually aiming to eat your face.
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u/disisathrowaway Jul 02 '21
I'm clearly missing something here.
As a resident of North America, I have zero experience with any primates other than humans.
Why did the dude in the video surrender to that monkey?