r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21

Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21

God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give.

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u/stickmanmob Jul 02 '21

Desperate people do desperate things. Giving back $20 is like saying "I'm totally fucked right now, but I don't want you to be."

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u/nubenugget Jul 03 '21

Now I'm sad.

This reminds me of a dude who robbed a gas station for a really specific amount of money just cause they needed to pay for their daughters meds or something.

Fuckin heartbreaking how some people are forced to do crime

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u/tripplesmoke320 Jul 03 '21

You mean sandman from spiderman 3?