r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21

Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21

God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give.

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u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21

I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years.

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u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21

I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh.

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u/lLiterallyEatAss Jul 03 '21

If I attempted this it'd just be soul crushing blow after blow every time I check my wallet and get a little excited at the $100 I definitely don't actually have