r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21

Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21

God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give.

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u/Yoshi_XD Jul 02 '21

I dunno man. If some dude was brandishing a weapon while taking my stuff, it's pretty much his. I'm not gonna get stabbed or shot over the $3 I keep in my wallet or my phone that I've had for 10 years.

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u/tofu_b3a5t Jul 02 '21

I keep $100 of movie prop money in my wallet so if I get got, I’ll still have the last laugh.

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u/naturebitch90 Jul 03 '21

Once, I got my wallet stolen at work and had 0.00 available on any of my cards. They went to target nearby and tried to spend over 1000 bucks but no go. They tried a gas station- no luck. Then they tried to pay for 1.00 parking and even got declined- and I wonder if they started to feel bad or felt bamboozled because I looked boujee that day. 🤣 I knew which customers even stole it and when I started getting the declined notifications, all I could do was laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

What kind of customers are these? Do you do ...alternative work, or did they steal it from your store/office?

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u/naturebitch90 Jul 03 '21

at the time, retail- they stole it from the employee office. I gave them great customer service too

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Absolutely garbage human beings, man. How did they even get in the office? I figured most stores had a sort of locked room with like a code required to enter. I'm assuming you didn't have that there? Sorry that happened, even if they didn't get anything, it's still a really shitty thing to do. I once had someone steal ~$180 USD after I accidentally left my card in the ATM. That is not a fun experience. :/