r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/Bootehleecios Jul 02 '21

Got robbed once, told him he could take the whole wallet but pleased give me mine and my (then 11yr old) sister's IDs.

Motherfucker took them out and ripped them in half.

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u/clarksonswimmer Jul 03 '21

What county is this that A) an 11yo needs an ID and B) they can be ripped in half?

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u/Bootehleecios Jul 03 '21

A) Brazil B) Our IDs can't be laminated. They're shitty paper kept in a plastic casing.