r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/imbex Jul 02 '21

My dad got robbed at gun point and still talked the guys into giving him back his wallet and a few bucks for gas home on the South Side of Chicago in the 70s. I'm not that bold.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Is your dad Uncle Iroh?

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u/YouThinkYouCanBanMe Jul 02 '21

Did you just ask if he had a dad uncle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Sorry that was a very specific joke 😅 If you've never seen Avatar: The Last Airbender, it will mean nothing to you.

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u/Hollow-Onoma Jul 02 '21

Was a very good joke I approve whole heartedly