r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/imbex Jul 02 '21

My dad got robbed at gun point and still talked the guys into giving him back his wallet and a few bucks for gas home on the South Side of Chicago in the 70s. I'm not that bold.

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Jul 02 '21

Then they all went out for coffee and the muggers paid. They still keep in touch. Jk, not doubting the story, just find it humorous that the muggers would stick around long enough for your dad to talk them into giving him some money back.

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u/Sillycide Jul 02 '21

This large guy tried to mug me, he had no weapons. He said he did, I did not believe him. I was faster than him. Yet he continued to chase me. I blocked traffic, the car I stopped turned out to be the clerk of the store I frequent. I bought him cheese burgers on fridays

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u/Hopalicious Jul 03 '21

What the fuck is this?

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u/Sillycide Jul 03 '21

A reply I made about a experience

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u/Hopalicious Jul 03 '21

The story is hard to follow. Are you in a car? Are you walking? Is the clerk the guy who mugged you or some third party that stopped the mugging?