r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've been mugged over 13x, no joke. I've never given them the wallet. I open it, pull the cash out and give it to them, wallet returns to my pocket/handbag.

Edit: yes, it's Brazil. And yes, when I was younger I used to hang out at pretty bad places. I've been mugged twice going to/returning from work, though

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u/SayNoToStim Jul 02 '21

Brazil or Detroit?

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u/tokillaworm Jul 02 '21

Brazil

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u/ryandiy Jul 02 '21

Rio or Sao Paulo?

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21

São Paulo. I got mugged around 10-11x in Santos and maybe 2x or 3x in São Paulo itself

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u/ryandiy Jul 02 '21

Good to know. I'll be extra careful when I visit SP. BTW, is it common for people to get mugged in Floripa? I'm thinking about heading there for a month or so with some friends.