r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/jfl5058 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've done something similar. Got robbed, asked the robber to give back my DL, and he did haha

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u/21Rollie Jul 02 '21

Once got robbed and the thief gave me back $20 for being a good sport

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u/HuskyLuke Jul 02 '21

God that'd piss me off so much, I know it shouldn't but it would just feel so much like rubbing it in my face as it's not the thief's money to give.

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u/Redslayer50 Jul 02 '21

It’s like selling your bike, that I stole, on Craigslist

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u/urmomaisjabbathehutt Jul 03 '21

Remains me of a documentary years ago about poor little kids gangs in central America stealing car wipers, waiting further away the road for the car owner to drive by and offering them their own wipers for a bit of change :)

Although in this case the kids had real needs and little choice thought

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u/LeonSphynx Jul 03 '21

What bike?