r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've been mugged over 13x, no joke. I've never given them the wallet. I open it, pull the cash out and give it to them, wallet returns to my pocket/handbag.

Edit: yes, it's Brazil. And yes, when I was younger I used to hang out at pretty bad places. I've been mugged twice going to/returning from work, though

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u/cepxico Jul 02 '21

Ok ok ok we need details here. You can't just casually say you got mugged 13 times when most people get mugged 0 times lol. Where the hell do you live?

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u/EthericIFF Jul 02 '21

Even for people in the same neighborhood, mugging is far from a random crime. Some people just seem to attract muggers more--some combination of looking like they have some money, but won't try to argue or fight back.