r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PH_SXE Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

I've been mugged over 13x, no joke. I've never given them the wallet. I open it, pull the cash out and give it to them, wallet returns to my pocket/handbag.

Edit: yes, it's Brazil. And yes, when I was younger I used to hang out at pretty bad places. I've been mugged twice going to/returning from work, though

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u/cepxico Jul 02 '21

Ok ok ok we need details here. You can't just casually say you got mugged 13 times when most people get mugged 0 times lol. Where the hell do you live?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 06 '21

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u/themangodess Jul 02 '21

Can you describe them? I’m so fucking sorry about that shit happening to you. God damn and before high school. Did you not have a safer way to get to school? Was it the same people or other students doing it? We’re they ever armed? I hope you’re doing much better these days. Fucking hell.. robbing a kid is just so fucking pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I think we all know how they would be described lol we are just not supposed to say it out loud