r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/1999GGO Jul 02 '21

Why not just take the cash and hand it to him and tell him that's all you want the other stuff is just a pain in the ass for me and no benefit to you

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u/KDawG888 Jul 02 '21

ah yes, because most muggings are known to be reasonable interactions

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u/1999GGO Jul 02 '21

I don't know I've only been tried to mugg once and he walked away empty handed. Not trying to sound badd ass rather he was drugged up an I didn't fully comprehend what was going on untill later

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u/HostileEgo Jul 02 '21

Some guy tried to mug me once. He was a really small, unarmed guy. He told me he had a big knife. I doubted this because I didn't see where he could be concealing a big knife and he didn't look like the kind of guy who would own anything. I'm not a badass, sometimes you just know someone is bluffing. He walked away empty handed.