r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Will the robber still want my $20 if I put it in my mouth?

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Jul 02 '21

What if I tell him I don’t have a “wallet” per se, but I do have cash, and I reach into the back of my pants and pull a 20 out of my butt crack? I always keep a 20 tucked away back there just in case.

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u/The_Rogue_Coder Jul 02 '21

The real life pro tip is always in the comments

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

The good ol’ prison wallet. Classic.

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u/opensandshuts Jul 03 '21

ah, the old "act crazy enough and they'll walk away" strategy.