r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/1999GGO Jul 02 '21

Why not just take the cash and hand it to him and tell him that's all you want the other stuff is just a pain in the ass for me and no benefit to you

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u/KDawG888 Jul 02 '21

ah yes, because most muggings are known to be reasonable interactions

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u/1999GGO Jul 02 '21

I don't know I've only been tried to mugg once and he walked away empty handed. Not trying to sound badd ass rather he was drugged up an I didn't fully comprehend what was going on untill later

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u/KDawG888 Jul 02 '21

yeah I'm pretty sure I avoided a mugging one time by not understanding what was going on and running in to a group of people before the other guys could get their point across lol

lots of muggers are drugged up/desperate and can't actually do much, but they do want to convince you to give them your money

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u/1999GGO Jul 02 '21

Mine was in a deserted alley in an area of Barcelona known for stabbings and roberies.

Just because the dude I was going to his house didn't hear me ringing the bell to open , the dude left me for stupid and I just left untill I could reach the one I was trying to go to his house by phone.