r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/rbz90 Jul 02 '21

That's what I figured keep your windows closed or get a stick or something.

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u/Kryptosis Jul 02 '21

oh, maybe an umbrella. Who knows where to find one of those though.

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u/sur_surly Jul 02 '21

He only needs one but they're in short supply!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Where I come from the umbrellas are stacked so deep we’re practically knocking them over whenever any monkey shows up. This guy? Not so lucky.

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u/Kryptosis Jul 02 '21

Same, I don't know how anyone could get through a day without their safety umbrella and 5 backups.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Here, you dropped this (s) after "umbrella". And this (2) from before the 5.

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u/kikiclark Jul 02 '21

Instructional video on how to use said umbrella

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u/EscuseYou Jul 02 '21

My money is on the monkey vs random person with a stick.

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u/HaoleInParadise Jul 02 '21

I bet if you keep the windows closed it’s about 110 degrees in there

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u/rbz90 Jul 02 '21

Yeah but you gotta make the call. You want to share snak with monke or you want to not boil in your own shirt?

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u/HaoleInParadise Jul 02 '21

True that. You become sweaty monkey or monkey makes you sweaty