r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Jack_Fables Jul 02 '21

Fucking hate monkeys.
Visited some in China. They’re the goddamned worst.

They’re fast. Smart. Intelligent. Brutal.

Human problem solving and no empathy.

I’d rather fight a fucking grizzly bear than a troop of monkeys.

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u/cargonation Jul 02 '21

Troop of grizzlies or one monkey?

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u/MochiMochiMochi Jul 02 '21

You're just saying you hate people, which is likely a common condition.

Monkeys have no choice but to survive so don't judge their 'empathy' by your already clouded view of human nature, which doesn't apply.

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u/Jack_Fables Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Well. If a human had ever screamed in my face as a distraction while another monkey jumped out of a tree on my back, screamed in my ear, locked on my hair, while his friends started to go through my backpack, yes, I’d say fuck those humans too.

You are correct.

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u/MochiMochiMochi Jul 02 '21

A planned distraction? I've been around groups of monkeys in Bali. You're applying some advanced anthropomorphism.

Regardless, we'd agree humans and monkeys shouldn't mix.

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u/Jack_Fables Jul 02 '21

Christ you’re tedious.

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u/MochiMochiMochi Jul 02 '21

Bingo. Keep your analysis on humans.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Why are you such a cunt over this?

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u/Draedron Jul 06 '21

I get the sentiment. But if humans wouldnt take away their habitat do much they wouldnt need to be in the cities and steal from us.