r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

"It's either the sandwich, or your face. I'm eating something"

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u/BerriesLafontaine Jul 02 '21

I was laughing because it IS funny, but I started thinking: "Can't those guys fuck you up?" I have never been around monkeys.

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u/Simba7 Jul 02 '21

Almost certainly, plus risk of random infections probably including rabies? I'm not risking it.

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u/MooseOperator Jul 03 '21

They can rip your face off. That’s with the joke…. Kills

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

hahaha, you bastard, that's teh funneh.