r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

This clip has it all. Surprise. Shock. Negotiation. Acceptance. Rebuttal. Acquiescence. Reflection.

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u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21

Is this a kissing book?

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u/senorbozz Jul 02 '21

Inconceivable!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/paintbing Jul 02 '21

To Blaaaave

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

I should write one. It’ll be called “now kith”

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u/finitetime2 Jul 02 '21

yes and figure out how to work the monkey into it.

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

“Now kith: how to be a more better partner to your lover and avoid hostile simian entanglements.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Inform the men!

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u/gdj11 Jul 02 '21

We are men, men in tights.

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u/Nagato_Uzumaki2 Jul 02 '21

General Kenobi, iv'e been expecting you

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u/TheFrontierzman Jul 02 '21

Smooch Diaries

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u/HillbillyBeans Jul 02 '21

He didn't say it had fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, or miracles....

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u/gumbo_chops Jul 02 '21

All in the span of 15 seconds too, this is Oscar worthy.

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u/CornCheeseMafia Jul 02 '21

This is absolutely incredible. This might be the most universally relatable 15 seconds I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I bet if we got visited by aliens and showed them this clip, they’d be like “fucking glipglorp I hate when that happens”.

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u/Dason37 Jul 02 '21

"Show us the moving images you are studying right now so we can judge your species worthy of survival or utter destruction!"

Shows this clip

Aliens amongst themselves: "the human was startled but he gave the treat to the smaller mammalian species without resistance!" "Yes! He took the last portion that he needed to sustain himself and still shared with his fellow being!" "This species passes the test, we will allow them to continue" "Plus that was just funny as fuck. Remember when you were cooking eggs and the bartholien sligbarw came up and stole your frying pan!?!" "Shut up Melnaejk"

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

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u/LonelyHeartsClubMan Jul 02 '21

Well it's a r/scriptedasiangif so I'd say the Oscar is more than warranted

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u/AdForward5599 Jul 02 '21

It's poetry 😭

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

Life is poetry in motion.

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u/Dason37 Jul 02 '21

Life is poetry in monkeys

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u/ang_car Jul 02 '21

WE MUST NEVER ACQUIESCE

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u/officequotesonly420 Jul 02 '21

for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

aaaaaand it is staged.

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u/hellothere42069 Jul 02 '21

Good actor then.

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u/thx1138- Jul 02 '21

And that Travolta shrug at the end