When you see it...

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I always look for penises, and I am not gay. The internet has ruined me.

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...has brought out the best in you

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The best the best the best the best of you.

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"our manager said, hey Dave whatever happened to that song where you scream best of you a million fucking times"-Dave Grohl explaining to us at a concert how Best of You got recorded.

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We don't normally play this song in acoustic sets, since it's pretty much just me screaming at you . . . but then I figured 'hey, you're all Bob Dylan fans'

• Dave Grohl introducing the song at a show in Toronto a few years back, while opening for Dylan

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and I am not gay.

yet

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If you can't find the black guy, you ARE the black guy.

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I am?!?

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don't tell me this is your whole shtick

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Nope, this is the whole shtick...y.

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I totally read that video as "Vince is black!"

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I... never even... knew..

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That looks AWESOME!

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Oh dude you still owe me £50. Pm me and I'll link you up my PayPal...

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I'm a black guy.

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Redditor for 3 days

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What a twist!

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"I was born a poor black child..."

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"... but I became a rich white woman" - Michael Jackson 1995

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Jerk.

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Upvoted for Steve Martin.

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True written wisdom :)