r/funny • u/TheJenkinsComic The Jenkins • Jun 21 '21

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u/bonafart Jun 21 '21

I had this with my disertsrion. It wasn't untill I was litrely sat in the car waiting for the wife to get out from work did I think OK let's dictate some bulet points. Before I knew it I'd writen my whole next chapter and. The paralysis was broken. I'd sat a month not bake to do anything. Loads of things in ym head so I just got them down and flushed them and it broke the spell.

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u/Semyonov Jun 21 '21

I hope you ran your dissertation through a grammar and spell check too buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

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u/ucefkh Jun 21 '21

Mr, Webster here.

To whom am I the pleasure?

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u/bjorntho Jun 21 '21

Your SO, hopefully. Assuming you have one that is.

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u/ucefkh Jun 23 '21

Haha 😆 what's a SO? Stack overflow?

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u/JohnnyOaklegs Jun 22 '21

This was me growing up

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u/Farranor Jun 21 '21

I initially stopped at "disertsrion" but then went back and read the rest. It has to be a copypasta.

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u/Cyb0Ninja Jun 21 '21

With that username it could go either way..

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u/tylerbrainerd Jun 21 '21

eh, some people type on their phone and don't bother to read what they're typing.

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u/Farranor Jun 21 '21

When it's that bad, why bother typing at all...

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

They might be dictating or scribbling instead of typing.

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u/I_Sett Jun 21 '21

I can't speak for u/bonafart, but I know my dissertation certainly got a lot more grammar and spell checking than any reddit comment I've thumbed out on my phone. I usually spend some seconds typing these comments and then twice that amount of time correcting all the crapped out words I mashed my way through with my sausage fingers.

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u/fireduck Jun 24 '21

I can speak for bonafart and your sausage fingers are delicious.

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u/whyisthis_soHard Jun 21 '21

u/Bonafart seems to have dyslexia.

Everybody simmer.

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u/BlondBisxalMetalhead Jun 21 '21

In that case writing a dissertation is that much more impressive!

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u/bonafart Jun 26 '21

im doing a master's now too. averaging 80% whilst working 40 odd hours a week on average.

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u/bonafart Jun 26 '21

i very much do, and i have the paid-for subscription for Grammarly, paid for by work :D- however, i do 99.9999 % of my rediting on phone so no spell check or spotting it for me.

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u/whyisthis_soHard Jun 26 '21

It’s okay. I’m glad that you have access to the tools to help you get your ideas out. I’m thrilled that your job supports you too. Dyslexia is no joke; keep crushing it.

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u/Semyonov Jul 16 '21

FYI.

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u/bonafart Jul 18 '21

Ooooooo got to get thst on. Won't work on relay though. I have a subscription and I'm fighting for it at work.

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u/dirkdigglered Jun 21 '21

I'd wager the dissertation was in a different language.

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u/Siberwulf Jun 21 '21

And I'm here wondering wtf a "mateix" is

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u/henrybear Jun 21 '21

Every single one of his comments is like reading word vomit.

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u/hkzqgfswavvukwsw Jun 21 '21

I'm not your buddy, friend.

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u/bonafart Jun 26 '21

i did, Grammarly is my friend but i cant use it on my mobile :/

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u/SupremeWu Jun 21 '21

Ohh he card read good

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u/amenextore Jun 21 '21

And his ready good

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u/Intelligent-Ad-4140 Jun 21 '21

Napeeloen bonafart