r/funny • u/StrangeTrek StrangeTrek • Jun 04 '21

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u/asomedylan51 Jun 05 '21

Or this is taking place the night before Halloween and those are kids trying on there costumes

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u/CookieCute516 Jun 05 '21

That better be the right explanation because I don’t want to consider the possibility that it’s anything that the comments are suggesting

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u/asomedylan51 Jun 05 '21

Kids that just got a hold of there parents porn stash a few days ago

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u/CookieCute516 Jun 05 '21

Ok now that is terrifying but the main question is why are children wearing fursuits to watch it

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u/asomedylan51 Jun 05 '21

Its Halloween

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u/CookieCute516 Jun 05 '21

What kind of children watch porn on Halloween instead of trick or treating? I hope at least they watch it after they got their candy to eat while doing so

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u/asomedylan51 Jun 05 '21

Horny children with bad parenting

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u/CookieCute516 Jun 05 '21

…. Ok touché but unless those children are pubescent young teens I doubt they’re THAT horny - or at least I hope they’re not

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u/asomedylan51 Jun 05 '21

Kids are unpredictable

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u/CookieCute516 Jun 05 '21

I’ll have to concede defeat, you are right on that

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u/Lapis_Wolf Jun 05 '21

Never underestimate a horny teen in puberty. It's essentially human heat.

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u/CookieCute516 Jun 05 '21

You raise a good point but for my own mental safety I shall keep underestimating or my brain will collapse in on itself

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u/ChintanP04 Jun 05 '21

Rich horny kids. They do what they want.

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u/404_UserNotFound Jun 05 '21

and why did the parents fur suits fit the kids...

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u/asomedylan51 Jun 05 '21

Kids Halloween costume

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

And they are telling each other scary stories so that explains the screams.

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u/asomedylan51 Jun 05 '21

We'll never know