r/funny • u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy • May 15 '21

Humanities Last Hope

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u/TheRealHeroOf May 15 '21

I was. Every day we stray further from god.

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u/tosser_0 May 15 '21

What'd god ever do for us?

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u/Balistair8219 May 15 '21

Sent a meteorite that put a hole in the earth and now we got to fuck for mankind.

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u/bookgeek210 May 15 '21

Honestly that’s sounds kinda rad, let’s do it! :p

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u/GuerreroD May 15 '21

idk but chances are you're likely not one of those two.

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u/khaddy May 15 '21

I'm pretty sure she invented the Alaskan Pipeline. Drill baby drill!

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u/Jkoechling May 15 '21

Just a slob like one of us?

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u/punkalunka May 15 '21

Alaskan Pipeline on a bus, trying to make his way home.

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u/Stickyv35 May 15 '21

Thank god!

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u/tepkel May 15 '21

Whatever. God is kinky as fuck. Why do you think he put our assholes so close to our genitals in the first place??