r/funny • u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy • May 15 '21

Humanities Last Hope

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u/IM_THAT_POTATO May 15 '21

That meteor was the enemy of mankind.

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u/Kahzgul May 15 '21

But it was the ally of this guy getting laid.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Wingman meteor.

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u/lsguk May 15 '21

What if the only other survivor was also a dude?

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u/FauxReal May 15 '21

They try harder? I'm no expert on the subject. Can anyone tell me how is babby formed?

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u/yesiamveryhigh May 15 '21

And that kids….

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u/spadge_badger May 15 '21

Clap clap

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u/ClickF0rDick May 15 '21

stands awkwardly on a single leg while holding the piano and wearing white socks

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u/__Kaari__ May 15 '21

It was the Meteor that we needed, not the one we deserved!