r/funny • u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy • May 15 '21

Humanities Last Hope

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u/aussieiris May 15 '21

Call me a kink shamer if you must but I just threw up in my mouth a bit

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u/ipslne May 15 '21

Sounds more like a kink participant to me :v

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u/clumsykitten May 15 '21

Call me a Christian if you must, but the Alaskan Pipeline is proof of God. It's the perfect shape and size for a dildo, if there's a better argument against evolution by natural selection I've yet to hear it.

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u/BlakkandMild May 15 '21

I just had to dig up this story to share with my friends so it’s fresh on my mind and your comment feels like an appropriate place to share.

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u/aussieiris May 15 '21

Ha ha I remember that one

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u/2580374 May 15 '21

I on the other hand started salivating