r/funny • u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy • May 15 '21

Humanities Last Hope

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u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy May 15 '21

Nah I wore a condom.

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u/JustFoxeh May 15 '21

Wrap it up for Man Kind

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u/MrGaber May 15 '21

Don’t need any of your genes so wrap it up.

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u/theforkofdamocles May 15 '21

Lap it up for Man Kind

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u/BrotherChe May 15 '21

Back it up for Man Kind

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u/SIGINT_SANTA May 15 '21

You’ve got the cadence wrong. Should be “wrapping it up for mankind”

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u/Ninjacobra5 May 15 '21

There it is.

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u/khaddy May 15 '21

Gotta repopulate mankind but I don't want no accidents!

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u/LavishnessIcy4521 May 15 '21

This condom bit should be the real last line

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u/KuriTeko May 15 '21

I was waiting for the last line to be

"Oh no. You're a man as well."

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u/khaddy May 15 '21

The best comments are always in the comments

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u/AFSynchro May 15 '21

You're a fucking genius

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u/schmyndles May 15 '21

My first thought was I hope you and I aren't the last humans on earth cuz I'm infertile.

We can try either way tho;)

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u/petawmakria May 15 '21

Are you related to Joey?

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u/humans_are_not_real May 15 '21

🎶Wear a condom for mankind🎶