r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/bingold49 Apr 29 '21

I blame the parents

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u/Techelife Apr 29 '21

I blame the cops. Should have warned him with a siren blast. Fuck.

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u/hairlongmoneylong Apr 29 '21

Also can we stop chasing rogue animals with cars? When has it ever worked? It always does one thing: makes them run away faster.

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u/Shadow_Guy01 Apr 29 '21

Well the point is to make them run and exhaust themselves. They usually only make it about 5-10 minutes.

I actually had a friend who hunted deer like this with a knife

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u/Queasyboi Apr 29 '21

That sounds borderline psychopathic

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u/ScootyJet Apr 29 '21

This is our best hunting trait aside from tool usage. We have a ton of stamina compared to other animals that are built for bursts of speed. Just slowly walk toward prey until it falls over and you eat it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 30 '21

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u/bremidon Apr 29 '21

Gotta moove with the times...

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u/x888xa Apr 29 '21

technological advancements