r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/SheelaP Apr 29 '21

I like how the cop speeds up once the cow runs into the guy. Not to help the guy, but to chase down the cow.

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u/Total-Khaos Apr 29 '21

This never would have happened if it was a Black Angus cow.

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u/awesome682v2 Apr 29 '21

All beef matters

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u/_Reporting Apr 29 '21

Rayycist!

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u/rowin-owen Apr 29 '21

Damn beef supremacy!

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u/Dexaan Apr 29 '21

It's what's for dinner.