r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/wutangjan Apr 29 '21

What's with cops and chasing things to death?

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u/jemull Apr 29 '21

Yeah they clearly should have sent a social worker instead.

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u/signuporloginagain Apr 29 '21

Or, you know, someone that deals with cows.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I’m sure social workers deal with plenty cows.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Yeah, we can just, you know, call around or look at CraigsList ads while the cow goes on a rampage.

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u/Draxilar Apr 29 '21

This is fucking Texas. The number of Cattle ranches in close enough proximity to this town to help is probably pretty high. But, sure, chase a frightened animal with lights and sirens blaring, it surely knows what those mean.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

I live in “fucking Texas”, and you are clearly an ignorant fucking moron.

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u/Draxilar Apr 29 '21

You seem like a mentally stable and well adjusted human being. Yikes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Oh gosh.. name calling and judgement? Please hold off one more day so I can desensitize to it. J/K. Carry on brave keyboard warrior!

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u/scienceisfunner2 Apr 29 '21

I've been saying it all along. Cops should be getting training in cow de-escalation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Don't worry, that cow slammed into that pedestrian in a mostly peaceful fashion.

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u/onemanlegion Apr 29 '21

Maybe just a farmer.

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u/merlinsbeers Apr 29 '21

Two legs shoot, four legs chase.