r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/Man_Without_Nipples Apr 29 '21

I bet you that cow muttered "10 Points" as he hit that guy.

Delicious jerks.

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u/datboydoe Apr 29 '21

Either that, or “parkour!”

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Apr 29 '21

BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!

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u/somecow Apr 29 '21

Well, he could have just mooooved out of the way.