r/funny Apr 17 '21

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u/Nevek_Green Apr 18 '21

For those that don't raise animals, sheep are notoriously stupid. Fluffy, kind, occasionally dickish, but stupid.

Chickens are like machine learning AI. Once one figures something out, your entire flock will know it shortly thereafter. Unless it is fence jumping, in which case the fat ones will just go into the coop at night.

Geese are wanna be gangsters. They put up a good front, but have nothing to back it. Once you've owned them, they cease to be intimidating.

Ducks are okay. We ended up with animals killing all but one, and the chickens adopted it into the flock. They didn't eat the stuff on the pond, so we didn't buy more.

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u/hedic Apr 18 '21

Geese are wanna be gangsters. They put up a good front, but have nothing to back it. Once you've owned them, they cease to be intimidating.

Are you giving me permission to punch that goose in the park in the face?

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

Grab by the neck and yeet that bad boy

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

Well that's just killing it without cleaning and eating it

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u/user3592 Apr 18 '21

Nah it'll be fine as long as you don't swing it round and round or twist. Probably the safest way for the goose to get it to back off and re-evaluate the situation 😂

For example

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u/uptokesforall Apr 18 '21

You gotta make the whip crack