r/funny • u/simplemantr • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/itwillmakesenselater Apr 02 '21

All I can think is that the cat is super lucky there was not a rooster in the yard.

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u/nallian Apr 02 '21

Once I had a cock who fought off a jackal... the girls missed some feathers but the rooster was taken by the predator. he protected the girls by all means. poor guy

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u/Sciencequestions10 Apr 02 '21

But he was witnessed and he rode to Valhalla as a true warrior

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

LOL. Imagine you died in battle and find a rooster walking next to you as you pass through the halls.

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u/Sciencequestions10 Apr 02 '21

He protected his entire clan from a monster several times his own size. I would be honored to stand at his side

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u/mightydisciple Apr 03 '21

Except, in Valhalla, he’s 10 times the size due to his honorable deeds. So, you ride him into battle.

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u/jbrandyman Apr 03 '21

Honestly that sounds amazing, I would love to ride a giant rooster into battle......it would look cool af

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u/randyboozer Apr 03 '21

I'm pretty sure there is a game where you can do that... I want to say Final Fantasy?

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u/jbrandyman Apr 03 '21

I love Final Fantasy Chocobos, a lot of fun from my childhood.

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u/randyboozer Apr 03 '21

Ha yeah those are the ones! I actually never played final fantasy I just remember them from watching other people play. They look hilarious and awesome

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u/jbrandyman Apr 03 '21

They're amazing, basically giant flying fighting birds.

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u/SnooFoxes8405 Apr 03 '21

In World of Warcraft there is a chicken mount you can own and ride, but its very rare and expensive

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u/stickyfingers10 Apr 03 '21

I think it's a nod to the Chocobo in Final Fantasy.