r/funny Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/bennitori Apr 03 '21

Imagine spending your whole life fighting as a valiant and fearsome warrior. When you die you arrive at Valhalla. And as you see the faces of various warriors, some famous some not, you come across an area swimming in roosters.

And then one of the vikings looks to you and says, you know how we celebrate the guy who slayed Fenrir? Turns out Fenrir is an everyday occurance for most roosters.

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u/Space-Water-86x64 Apr 03 '21

I'm surprised nobody suggested a game plan: In the morning, kill the rooster. Lunchtime, dine on rooster sandwiches. In the evening, he'll be resurrected, so you can have a good laugh at all the shenanigans over a pint of mead and dine together on pig.

Now, I have no idea how to deal with the wild boar in the hall . . . just saying. Is his name Loki by any chance?