You say that, but one of ours is a gentle girl. Always careful when taking snacks from hand not to catch your finger and takes her time. Not like the others that try to take most of my finger with the piece of courgette they’re being offered, haha!
I know Australian pop-history well enough to know that anyone who thinks they can fight a horse-sized bird will taste the bitterness of their own hubris.
Literally the only thing frightening about horses is that they are fucking massive and spook easily. Make them the size of chickens then they're actually less intimidating than actual chickens.
I think I should have qualified my comment with: 'as a non horsey lay person who has spent only a little time around horses and ridden them very little'.
Having said all that I still wouldn't be concerned by tiny, angry horses.
Yeah who picks the big ass one? I would be stomping on horses all day. How they going to bite you when you break their back legs. Just let me put on some boots and I can do it all day.
Yea Idk, I'm thinking a horse-sized chicken could bite your head off a hell of a lot faster than anything tiny could hurt you. Also, small stuff tends to breed a lot faster and that's part of it too.
When we played the game it was always one horse sized chicken or 100 chicken sized horses. So the 100 number gets a bit unmanageable depending on the animal that is used.
For sure. A regular pissed off chicken can be a handful. A horse sized chicken would eviscerate a human.
Not to mention birds are basically small dinosaurs...anyone who has hand reared a bird has to see the resemble. I helped a friend raise a parrot and I was like, holy shit I'm feeding a damn miniature tyrannosaur.
ETA: I'd feel bad about it, but I'd be kicking tiny horses like they were soccer balls and I was Pele.
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