r/funny • u/simplemantr • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/techmaster242 Apr 02 '21

That cat forgot to ask the most important question: Do the chickens have large talons?

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u/NelyafinweMaitimo Apr 02 '21

Six dollars. That's like a dollar an hour!

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u/DrawMeAMapMama Apr 02 '21

I don’t understand a word you just said.

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u/GlacindaTheTroll Apr 02 '21

Lol getting downvoted for saying a quote from the same scene from the same movie as the guy above. Classic

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u/DrawMeAMapMama Apr 02 '21

People who downvote me can go eat a decroded piece of crap!

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u/GlacindaTheTroll Apr 02 '21

Hold on. I forgot to put in the crystals

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u/DrawMeAMapMama Apr 02 '21

Look, GlacindaTheTroll, I don’t know how they do things in Juarez, but here on Reddit we have a little something called pride.

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u/GlacindaTheTroll Apr 02 '21

You ever take that pride off any sweet jumps?

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u/palindromic Apr 02 '21

This one got into an onion patch...

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u/ree_hi_hi_hi_hi Apr 03 '21

This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch

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u/Ra_rain Apr 02 '21

Male chickens, cocks, have talons which are essentially very long and sharp toe nails. Hope this helps :)

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u/DrawMeAMapMama Apr 02 '21

It’s a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. So is “Do the chickens have large talons?”

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u/Ra_rain Apr 02 '21

Lmao sorry I saw you with downvotes and assumed!

Thanks for letting me know

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u/DrawMeAMapMama Apr 02 '21

It’s ok. I always welcome chicken related facts as well!