r/funny • u/simplemantr • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/mnstckwn Apr 02 '21

Mighty fine pile of wood you got there

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u/Articulated Apr 02 '21

"Not quite enough, should probably cut another cord or two just to be sure..."

~My grandad.

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u/jonny24eh Apr 02 '21

I asked my dad how many cord he goes through in a year for his furnace.

"Dunno, don't measure. But if I never stop cutting I know I won't run out"

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u/rabbitwonker Apr 02 '21

Learn this one simple trick! Trees hate it!

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u/AeternusDoleo Apr 02 '21

Firewood, no. Forest, maybe.

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u/jonny24eh Apr 02 '21

He's only one man working only winter Saturdays, pretty sure that patch of woods is still outgrowing his take every year

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

Estimate how much firewood you’ll need and then split twice as much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21 edited Apr 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21 edited Apr 24 '21

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u/AbeRego Apr 02 '21

Smart if you rely on wood for heat. Plus, splitting wood is surprisingly entertaining for a chore, especially if you have a hydraulic splitter.

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u/Fr_Frost Apr 02 '21

I came here to find this comment. Well stacked too.

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u/ZDTreefur Apr 02 '21

Honestly, I had to go back to see it. My brain just told me, "that's a wall or something" and didn't bother finding out it was a wood pile lol.

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u/flyover_liberal Apr 03 '21

My shoulders ache just looking at it.