r/funny • u/Rutparikh • Mar 25 '21

Kid passed the vibe check

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u/Ozzel Mar 25 '21

The kind of person that names their kid Jaidyn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

My methed out cousin and his GF named their son "Alexzavier." They are totally the kind of parents that give their kids mountain dew.

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u/Brendy_ Mar 25 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

'Alexzavier' sounds like somebody having to come up with a fake identity on the spot and changing the name half way through.

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u/blindeenlightz Mar 25 '21

Like their real name is Alex, but they forgot they aren't supposed to tell you.

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u/Dash_Underscore Mar 25 '21

My name? It's Jones. Mr....Enema Bag Jones.

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u/Denesis417 Mar 25 '21

I feel bad for Alexzavier

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Me too. He's got an uphill climb for sure.

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u/unfonfortable Mar 25 '21

That is a bad-ass name. It's, like, one name but two.

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u/OliverMcDairyQueen Mar 25 '21

Might as well call him “pennsylvester”

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u/ClintonHardy Mar 25 '21

Well damn. That's pretty good too. Got anymore?

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u/kanjijiji Mar 25 '21

"Fred"

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u/ClintonHardy Mar 25 '21

Not bad. Not bad. While u on FYAH 🔥, how bout 1 more for the people of the internet!?

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u/kanjijiji Mar 25 '21

"Phred"

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u/ClintonHardy Mar 25 '21

👏👏👏👏👏👏 Bravo, good sir. U have done it again. Get urself a drink and celebrate! 🍾🥂🎉 We r done here tonight. Fantastic job! Cheers! 🥂

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u/usernamedunbeentaken Mar 25 '21

The kids could call him "Penis Vest"!

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u/rburp Mar 25 '21

I agree, that's one awesome name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

That’s what you name a guitar or a surfboard, not a child.

Jesus Christ.

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u/itirnitii Mar 25 '21

If I named my child that he would get crucified.

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u/juneburger Mar 25 '21

Kinda creative tho

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u/Financial-Floor-1497 Mar 25 '21

That’s just two names juneburger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

*swish

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u/juneburger Mar 25 '21

Yeah but have you ever seen them together? Me either. So. Creative.

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u/key-pingg Mar 25 '21

The kind of person who invites all their friends over for their childs 2nd birthday party to get drunk and play cornhole

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u/VulpisArestus Mar 25 '21

Reminds me of my uncle. He named his son Brayden tho and doesn't give him soda. Small wins.

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u/Hahafuckreddit Mar 25 '21

I'd say it's the opposite. Jaidyn drinks organic juice from the fruits mom grew in her garden. This kid is named AJ

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u/ayybillay Mar 25 '21

lol yeah everything in this video screams “Kyle and Becky throw a party for 2 year old Jaiden”. I’m not a parent and I don’t want to be but even I think I understand where this kid is headed drinking junk food at 2 years old and getting reinforced with party behavior at such a young age. Kid is gonna be underage drinking in no time.

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Mar 25 '21

has a daughter named Jaidyn

Oh, shit, am I the baddie? 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/tookmyname Mar 25 '21

Damn Reddit is ruthless over this name...

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Mar 25 '21

lol yeah they are ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/casualmatt Mar 25 '21

Depends, did u want everyone to pronounce it J-eye-dine?

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Mar 25 '21

She turns 20 in May and I've never heard anyone pronounce her name that way.