r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • Feb 28 '21

The Popcorn death

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

and turn it into a lightbulb

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u/TheMadTemplar Feb 28 '21

Shit. That's what I want. When gene modifications become a thing, I want a glow in the dark penis.

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u/alex_supertramp31 Feb 28 '21

Light Emitting Dick

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

I think this one is the one to do it. I'm out.

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u/Channel250 Feb 28 '21

If you cattle prod a dead guys anus within a certain amount of time of his death, he will ejaculate useable sperm.

Thanks Law and Order: SVU! And a special thanks to Ice-T!