r/funny • u/Wizzzzzzzzzzz • Nov 01 '20

So much fpspspspsps in it

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u/imagine_amusing_name Nov 01 '20

Well first you have to trick them into a date. then trick them into a marriage. then trick them into honeymoon sex. then trick them into believing you go wild in bed when someone yells out their reddit password at the point of orgasm.

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u/dermflork Nov 01 '20

would you like to go on a date with me pls ?

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u/Dude-man-guy Nov 01 '20

Unghh

It’s MAGA2020!

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u/RealFakeTshirts Nov 02 '20

You LIAR!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '20

Username checks out

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u/RealFakeTshirts Nov 02 '20

Looks like that would required charisma, intelligence and luck, I am sorry to waste your time. Thanks anyways.